March, 2000, Url Ratz proudly presented the
I really got my chain yanked by Caroline Bowen. She didn't warn me that the CCC Web Site is an example of how not to design a web site. If you have an eating disorder, you can use this site instead of a spoon to gag yourself. Little did I suspect that she was letting out the slack in the leash for an impressive, all-pro chain-yank! When I looked at her slpsite.com site, I thought "How could she do such a nice job on her slpsite.com site and such then create such an ugly CCC Web Site?
I thought I was really good at avoiding Chain-Yanks, but ouch, you got me good. And that's why you're one of my new heroes.
In addition to perfecting the Chain-Yank technique, Caroline earned this award due to four other outstanding achievments:
(this was the clincher):
She asked for it, and I'm the rat who's gonna let her have it!
Because I'm a sensitive guy, I wrote her a nice letter of notification.
Congratulations ( I guess ), Caroline!