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faqs about my name, robin williams
actually, this is really an fta (frequently told answers)
 
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no, i am not mrs. doubtfire.
 
no, i did not play mrs. doubtfire in the movie.
 
no, i am not the robin williams if you are
referring to the hollywood actor (duh). i have
longer legs.
 
yes, i am the robin williams if you are
referring to computer/type/design books, articles, 
public speaking, Shakespeare, or Mary Sidney.
 
no, i am not related to robin williams the actor.
 
no, robin williams the actor is not my brother.
 
yes, i was born robin williams. i think i am older
than the actor, also, so i was named robin williams
first.
 
no, i have never met robin williams the actor.
 
nor has he met me.
 
no, i do not want to call robin williams the actor
and ask to do a fundraiser together.
 
yes, i get calls for robin williams the actor all the time.
 
no, i do not tell jokes. not intentionally.
 
no, i don't know what the * * * * noonoo noonoo means.
 
yes, i really do have a cousin named willie nelson.
and i used to date glenn miller who dated elizabeth taylor
and i've played darts with steve martin, been at
parties with michael knight, had dinner with jim jones, 
and cher is a dear friend of mine. 
 
.ratz